Uma Arlinda Mulher

I found you
All gunky-eyed and wrecked on a bar
Given in to drinking
I cut
Your arm pit hair and the toenails
I called you darling
I taught you
All the autoreverses of life
And the translation movement that make the earth turns
I told you
That it was important to compete
But I’ll beat you to death if you don’t win

You were
The most important thing
That has already happened to me at this moment
In all my life
A paradox
Of the complex present perfect
With the theory of relativity
At a crucial moment
A wise knew how to know that the sabiá knew how to whistle
And who amafagafar the mafagafinhos
Good amafagafigador will be

I told you
That the pediatrician it’s the doctor responsible for the feet health
The zoísta take care of the eye and the optician, God forbid
Will never touch mine
Cause for me
You’re a mythological beast with kinky hair
Similar to Medusa
I said that
To rhyme with the sum of squares of the catheti
That’s is equal to the fucking hypotenuse

You were
The most important thing
That happened at this moment
Till today in all my life
A paradox
Of the complex present perfect
With the theory of relativity
At a crucial moment
A wise knew how to know that the sabiá knew how to whistle
And who amafagafar the mafagafinhos
Good amafagafigador will be

I founded
The international association for the protection of butterflies of Afghanistan
I proved you by B plus C
That the girl from your eyes don’t have periods
Give a plate of wheat to two sad tigers
And see the animals fighting is cool as hell (meow)
Cause we take it and leave it, let them be upset
I’ll always be your Job loyal follower

(Let’s go till the end?)

Just now
That you were almost getting
What I’m saying (saying)
The song is ending and Creuzebeck
Is lowering the volume (volume)
And you don’t get anything anyway because
When you’ll be home right now
The music will be low (low)
And you won’t get anything
I don’t even know why am I talking
This bunch of nonsense since this all is
Fuck!

Let’s end this boring talk (Let’s go)
I can’t take it anymore
My throat hurts
I have to do gargle with vinegar there
I farted in here (damn!)
The environment smells, my fingers are numb
For God’s sake
End with this shit!