Uma Arlinda Mulher

I found you
All messy and wasted in a bar
Given to drinks
I cut
The hair from your armpits and the toenails
I called you dear
I taught you
All the life's rewind
And the translation movement that makes the Earth spin
I told you
That it was important to compete
But I'll beat you up if you don't win

You were
Now the most important thing
That has ever happened to me at this moment
In all my life
A paradox
Of the complex imperfect past
With the Theory of Relativity
At a crucial moment
A wise man knew that the thrush knew how to whistle
And whoever tickles the thrushes
Will be a good thrush tickler

I told you
That the pediatrician is the doctor responsible for the health of the feet
The eye doctor takes care of the eyes and the optician, God forbid
Will never touch mine
Because to me
You are a mythological beast with kinky hair
Similar to Medusa
I said this
To rhyme with the sum of the squares of the sides
Which is equal to the damn hypotenuse

You were
Now the most important thing
That happened at this moment
Until today in all my life
A paradox
Of the complex imperfect past
With the Theory of Relativity
At a crucial moment
A wise man knew that the thrush knew how to whistle
And whoever tickles the thrushes
Will be a good thrush tickler

I founded
The International Association for the Protection of Afghan Butterflies
I proved to you beyond doubt
That the girls in your eyes don't menstruate
Giving a plate of wheat to two tigers
And watching the animals fight is just great (meow)
Because it takes us and puts us, lets us live
I will always be your slave of jacks

(Shall we go to the end?)
Just now
That you were almost understanding
What I'm talking about (talking)
The song is ending and Creuzebeck
Is lowering the volume over there (volume)
And you don't understand anything anyway because
When you're at home at that moment
The music will be low (low)
And you won't understand anything
I don't even know why I'm talking
All this nonsense here since it's all
Damn!

Let's stop with this boring talk (let's go)
I can't take it anymore
My throat hurts
I have to gargle with vinegar over there
I farted here (damn!)
The atmosphere is smelly, my fingers are numb
For God's sake
Stop this damn thing!