Els Guapos Són Els Raros

A man with thick-rimmed glasses walks nervously by the port.
It's been over an hour since his wife waits for Dr. Ramon.
Today they've gathered the courage and decided to undergo body surgery.
The woman wants to get rid of her double chin and the man will get a bigger penis.
But they don't know that being attractive can also mean living a nightmare.
And they both sing like hell, much better than me, doing a choir.
And they dance traditional Catalan dances at Plaça Sant Jaume and they do it great.

Pepe is a guy who has a big belly and spends the whole day lying in bed.
Today he's surrounded by three doctors and a young intern with a scalpel.
With a perm, they mark the greasy essence they will extract from him.
And he dreams of having a Waikiki surrounded by ladies with perky nipples.
But Pepe doesn't know that some well-endowed guys also live a nightmare.
And the guy organizes meetings with friends who own a Seat 600, and he has a red one.
And when he goes to the village, the kids ask him to take them for a ride.

They don't know that the handsome are the weird ones.
Everyone knows it, but no one says it.
They don't like each other either and have complexes for being different.
And they don't know that the handsome ones sing off-key, lack swing, and can't dance well.
They also worry and have therapists, and it's okay.

And it's okay.
And it's okay.