Que Lio

What a problem, man
that I find myself in,
said Ramón Puntilla
when he called his mom.

I’ve got a tasty chick
that I want to marry,
but I just found out
that no, I can’t get hitched
because she’s my buddy’s girl
and that’s something to think about.

I hate everyone who loves
and is so damn happy.
Because I can’t have
a sweet love that understands me,
and calls me daddy,
and loves me right.

Oh God, help me,
I want to forget.
Help me, help me,
help me forget her, I’m begging you, help me.
Oh! I love her so much
and I... I don’t want to lose her.

Chorus:
What a problem with Mariana,
that my buddy ran into.

And here I was, having a blast
from night till morning.

Chorus:
What a problem with Mariana,
that my buddy ran into.

Ramón Puntilla loved her,
Ramón Puntilla was shouting...

Chorus:
What a problem with Mariana,
that my buddy ran into.

Help me, help me,
help me, help me forget her.

Chorus:
What a problem with Mariana,
that my buddy ran into.

And he spent all morning
lighting little candles...

Chorus:
What a mess, dude, dude, dude...
What a mess, dude, dude, dude...
What a mess, dude, dude, dude...
What a mess, dude, dude, dude...
What a problem with Mariana,
that my buddy ran into.