Mi Tío Juan

Haha Sodom and Gomorrah
Gomorrah and Gamarra
Because here whoever enters scares away their bad luck
And wrap yourself in the blanket if you want
If you don't say it, it's because you can handle it

An open secret
A pain in the back
A Pandora's box
Those things that happen

What is kept quiet and hurts even in the soul
This is my Uncle Juan and the things in his house

Look at the fuss ra ra na look at the commotion my Juan causes
What does he have dra dra
That they ask for their turn to come to my Juan's place

Look at the fuss ra ra na look at the commotion my Juan causes
What does he have dra dra dra
A freedom that can't be contained

And your fifth-grade teacher, too
Your friend Julito, too
And your annoying boss, too
The one who acts tough, too

Your cousin's husband, too
And more than one forward, too

My uncle loves flamenco music
He's always well-dressed and takes care of his feet
Uncle Juan is the queen of the dance floor, nailing the
Single lady by Beyonce

No one poses better in a photo
He's a real charmer, always has a way with words
He can't stop talking about his friend
Even my aunt noticed my uncle's thing

Oh Juan Antonio is married with a job and a boyfriend
Alirongo
For less than this, they put two X's
Look at the fuss ra ra na look at the commotion my Juan causes
What does he have dra dra
That they ask for their turn to come to my Juan's place

Look at the fuss ra ra na look at the commotion my Juan causes
What does he have dra dra dra
A freedom that can't be contained
And your fifth-grade teacher, too
Your friend Julito, too
Your cousin's husband, too
The one who acts tough, too

Look how he hits the mark
Like a mine that explodes
The girl is a classy thing
And the Pelae rhymes it for you
Look how he hits the mark
Like a mine that explodes
The girl is a classy thing
And the girl is your niece

Dra dra dra what does he have dra dra
A lot of tiriti tran tran tran
A lot of tirititranss

Look at the fuss ra ra na look at the commotion my Juan causes
What does he have dra dra
That they ask for their turn to come to my Juan's place
Look at the fuss ra ra na look at the commotion my Juan causes
What does he have dra dra dra
A freedom that can't be contained
And your fifth-grade teacher, too
Your friend Julito, too
And more than one forward, too
The one who acts tough, too