Kids (2 Finger An Den Kopf)

Everyone has a job, I'm bored!
No one's up for smoking, drinking, partying
That's how it is around here, day in day out
I put two fingers to my head and go:
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Everyone's playing golf now, everyone drives a Passat
No one's getting a Wu-Tang tattoo on their ass
No one's moonwalking since Michael Jackson died
Everyone's on a salad kick - no one's getting wasted
Everyone's on a diet - no one's eating meat
No one has a funnel - everyone's drinking wine
In the good old days, everyone was already high on Thursdays
I'm sitting on the couch, smoking all this stuff alone
Everyone's 'Troy' now, no one goes out anymore
No one fights until the 'final boss' - everyone gives up
Everyone's jogging now, talking about their belly
Before the 'Purple Clouds' come, everyone's already home

Everyone's happy being second, no more losers
No one's stealing anymore, being nice to the cashier
Everyone's moving to the countryside, never to the big city again
Silver cutlery - Golden Retriever
Everyone's mowing the lawn, cleaning their windows
Everyone's a dentist now - no one's a gangster
No one's forging stamps anymore - everyone's going swimming
Everyone's on the list now - no one's showing up
No one wants to party, just meet to talk
No one's partying in Mallorca anymore, everyone's going to Sweden
Everyone loves Bayern, praying before eating
Living the small dreams, burning the big plans

Riot and chaos, those times are long gone
Where have my people gone, they used to be everywhere
What everyone else is starting looks like a landing
And the world keeps spinning, just not as loudly

(Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!)