El Cagón

Yeh, yeh, yeh
I thought I had shit myself, eh
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!

I thought I had shit myself, eh
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!

I thought I had shit myself
Just when I believed
That by eating all month, I would poop (yeh)
I took pills and it still didn't come out
And like an idiot, I didn't know what I was doing
I never pooped (no), I took laxatives (no)
I even learned all the tea recipes (yeh)
I breathed and counted to a hundred

I want a dark poop like Kanye West, baby, hey
It's been a while since I've had a tight year (yih)
I don't tweet anymore, if I'm sitting down (yih)
How can I forget the diarrhea in the bathroom?
Could it be that I poop alone?

I thought I had shit myself
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!

I thought I had shit myself
But it was just a stain
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!

It's been a while since I felt lazy to poop
But a couple of cherries have already come out
And I remembered to go to church
That my mommy prays for me to poop
And in the bathroom, the square, a hotel
At your dad's house, when there was no toilet paper
The times your mom caught me
I releasing the little poop, sweating Chandell

I know that what we had is a thing of the past
And I'm happy that he can poop well
I didn't miss you or want to see you
But they peed on the wall you liked to smell
And I remembered you, when you made me pee
It's over, I didn't flow, it was Mr. Poop and your Mrs. Pee
Because

I thought I had shit myself
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!

And I thought I was an expert in pooping, eh
But I can't release the turd, hey
Today I went out dead in the street
The hole open, the toilet airport

And I thought I was an expert in pooping, eh
But I can't release the turd, hey
Today I went out dead in the street
The hole open, the toilet airport
Ahhhh finally!