Virgen

Soon it will come
The day of my luck, yeah
Please, before I turn 20
I want to lose my virginity

I'm the biggest virgin in the West
And I don't think that's ever gonna change
I gotta find someone who'll accept
My micropenis, yeah-eh

I'm tired, women freak me out
I also think I don't even like them
I started jerking off at 12
And since then, they never come near me
I'm tired, women freak me out
I also think I don't even like them
I started jerking off at 12
And since then, they never come near me

Right now (uh)
All the women are scared (uh)
Some almost wanna sue me (mhm)
They treat me like a stalker (mhm)
Think I’m gonna give them scabies (mhm)
Maybe it’s my smell (yeah)
Or 'cause I can’t grow a beard
My shame won’t go away
Not a single woman talks to me

What’s up, if I don’t shower for 2 weeks?
And I have really dark skin
I never get out of bed
I’ve never wiped my ass
And I have a Bolivian face
If I smell bad, I don’t care
Also, I’ve never picked up a shovel
What’s up, if I don’t shower for 2 weeks?
And I have really dark skin
I never get out of bed
I’ve never wiped my ass
And I have a Bolivian face
If I smell bad, I don’t care
Also, I’ve never picked up a shovel

I'm tired, women freak me out
I also think I don't even like them
I started jerking off at 12
And since then, they never come near me
I'm tired, women freak me out
I also think I don't even like them
I started jerking off at 12
And since then, they never come near me

I'm the biggest virgin in the West
And I don't think that's ever gonna change
I gotta find someone who'll accept
My micropenis, yeah-eh