Papás

(Mau-Mau, Ricky-Ricky-Ricky)
Ladies and gentlemen
This is not a real-life story
But, sometimes, one messes up
What do you say? (Mau and Ricky)

I don't want to meet your dad (no, no, no, no, no)
Because I know if he sees me, he'll kill me
How to tell him I'm crazy about you? (Tell him, man)
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

And what would your mom say
If she knew where I'm going to kiss you?
How to tell him I'm crazy about you?
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

Could it be that with my so out-of-place comments
I offended your dad?
That when you're older
You'll be as beautiful as your mom (no, no, no, no, no)

Forgive me
I don't know if I can fix it
But calm down
I can't get any worse

I don't want to meet your dad
Because I know if he sees me, he'll kill me
How to tell him I'm crazy about you?
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

And what would your mom say
If she knew where I'm going to kiss you?
How to tell him I'm crazy about you?
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

I can't look them in the eyes
Because they know everything I hide
I can't look them in the eyes
Because I have red eyes

I'm not a bad person, but probably
Your dad and mom think differently
(Whistling and applauding!) It was just an accident
I didn't know your parents were present

That I drink a lot, that I smoke a lot
They've already told me and I struggle with that
That I drink a lot, that I smoke a lot
They've already told me and I don't listen

I don't want to meet your dad
Because I know if he sees me, he'll kill me
How to tell him I'm crazy about you?
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

And what would your mom say
If she knew where I'm going to kiss you?
How to tell him I'm crazy about you?
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

Don't tell your parents
That you want to stay at my house (no, no, no, no)
Don't tell them where you're going
Or that I've
Seen you naked or that we did it once in his ho-

And still, I don't want to meet your dad
Because I know if he sees me, he'll kill me (no, no, no, no)
How to tell him I'm crazy about you? (Ay-ay-ay)
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

And what would your mom say
If she knew where I'm going to kiss you?
How to tell him I'm crazy about you?
How to tell him you're crazy about me?

I can't look them in the eyes
Because they know everything I hide
I can't look them in the eyes
Because I have red eyes