ChatRoulette

I spent the last few months on the Internet
Looking for the woman of my life
Then I found the one who made my head spin
So I'm telling you as a friend
I know you're happy that I found someone
But now, I'd like you to sit down and listen carefully

I don't want to ruin your party-party
You'll find it silly-silly but I was on the net-net, I saw your mother on ChatRoulette-ette
I clicked next-next
I was struck by her face-face
I saw your mother on ChatRoulette

I saw your mother on ChatRoulette

I saw your mother on ChatRoulette

I saw her and immediately understood that my life was taking a turn
I must admit a slight family resemblance and it's not unpleasant
Soon, I'll go where you spent nine months
Soon, you'll call me Dad

I don't want to ruin your party-party
You'll find it silly-silly but I was on the net-net, I saw your mother on ChatRoulette-ette
Between two penises-penises
I was struck by her face-face
I saw your mother on ChatRoulette

I saw your mother on ChatRoulette

You told me that all mothers were princesses
Yours is a queen
I will love her like my daughter, or my sister, or my father

I don't want to ruin your party-party
You'll find it silly-silly but I was on the net-net, I saw your mother on ChatRoulette-ette
I clicked next-next
I was struck by her face-face
I saw your mother on ChatRoulette

I saw your mother on ChatRoulette

I saw your mother on ChatRoulette