Te Comer

I’d go there just to see you
'Cause one day I’m gonna get you. (2x)

Screw it, if the teachers were funny,
The only thing that mattered was you by my side.

I loved it when the teacher talked about reproduction,
Just thought about you being the bitch and me the dog.

I became your history teacher, that was my tactic.
Calm down, don’t cry, I’ll even teach you math.
After I teach you, you’ll be a big success,
And as a reward, I wanna have lots of sex!

We had chemistry, it was perfect,
Forget the periodic table, I want your chest on my tongue.
Screw physics, to hell with action and reaction,
I’m dying for the moment of penetration.

Memorizing the map? That’s for the dead.
The geography I care about is the map of your body.
I hate literature, but I love a good lyric, and I need to say
That I wanna eat your...(ah)

I’d go there just to see you
'Cause one day I’m gonna get you. (4x)

I’ve already picked my college, just need the course.
I’ll choose the one where I’ll see you face down.
I already told you, I fell for you at first sight,
I’m gonna get you and put you on the cover of a magazine. (Come on, let’s be journalists!)
Better not, I can’t even write right, don’t wanna do it right,
I just wanna get you any way I can.

Another thing I don’t want is to follow trends.
Why wear clothes when naked is how we roll?
Engineering? Nah, I don’t even know how to use a calculator.
And there’ll be more than 50 guys in the room, wanting to get laid.
Psychology? Only if you’re gonna treat me.
Culinary arts? Only if you’re my dinner.

So, how about it, let’s do Architecture?
Screw the blueprint, my dick’s already hard.
I got it, let’s do advertising instead,
I’ll throw you on the bed and show who’s in charge! (hahaha)

I’d go there just to see you
'Cause one day I’m gonna get you. (4x)