Ai Wilson Vai

I wasn't born gay
The fault is my father's
Who hired a guy named Wilson
To be the foreman
I saw the hunk take a shower
And the size of his package
Was too much
Besides being beautiful, it was too much

I turned gay
And came out
The art of pederasty
And one day, I could smile
I asked Wilson to marry me
And the donkey accepted
The honeymoon was in Egypt
I went to bed and screamed

And said: Hey
Go slow, love
Don't go hard, I'm still a girl
And I don't want to feel pain
Treat me like a girl
Vaseline, please
It felt like Rambo
With his bazooka at my neck

And said: Go
Oh, Wilson, go
Rub your package on my face
Go back and forth
I screamed for the big one
I choked, almost vomited
Oh, Wilson, go
Oh, Wilson, go
Hey, hey

Oh, Wilson, go
Oh, Wilson, go
Hey, hey

I wasn't born gay
The fault is my father's
Who hired a guy named Wilson
To be the foreman
I saw the hunk take a shower
And the size of his package
Was too much
Besides being beautiful, it was too much

I turned gay
Came out
The art of pederasty
And one day, I could smile
I asked Wilson to marry me
And the donkey accepted
The honeymoon was in Egypt
I went to bed and screamed

And said: Hey
Go slow, love
Don't go hard, I'm still a girl
And I don't want to feel pain
Treat me like a girl
Vaseline, please
It felt like Rambo
With his bazooka at my neck

And said: Go
Oh, Wilson, go
Rub your package on my face
Go back and forth
I screamed for the big one
I choked, almost vomited
Oh, Wilson, go
Oh, Wilson, go
Hey, hou

I turned gay
Came out
The art of pederasty
And one day, I could smile
I asked Wilson to marry me
And the donkey accepted
The honeymoon was in Egypt
I went to bed and screamed

And said: Hey
Go slow, love
Don't go hard, I'm still a girl
And I don't want to feel pain
Treat me like a girl
Vaseline, please
It felt like Rambo
With his bazooka at my neck

And said: Go
Oh, Wilson, go
Rub your package on my face
Go back and forth
I screamed for the big one
I choked, almost vomited
Oh, Wilson, go
Oh, Wilson, go
Hey, hey