Daily Vlog #178

I need money or I'll be evicted
My apartment is expensive and I'm already graduated
5 years of engineering and completing a doctorate
How the hell can't I find a job?

I called every company, the answer is always the same
There are no vacancies at the moment, they think I'm stupid!
They thought I would have a career one day
Now I'm abandoned, screwed selling my dad's Fiesta

Flávio calls me and we go out
Invites me for an idea, I say: Man, go, go
Apparently you can make money talking nonsense
Daily Vlogger is what this crap is called

We spent 10 afternoons recording a cool video
About engineering and the impact of the invention of the wheel
My specialization that I did for the doctorate
To our surprise the video did really bad

And now what do I do? This video was hard work!
Flávio comes up with a stupid idea
Let's mix 5 types of candy from a store
Somehow we started a trend

Uh, like 10, like 100, like 1000, like
If it hits 10k, we do more yeah
1 view, 2 thousand, 3 thousand nothing
Every month earning a lot of money in the account

A lot of money coming in and this shit is tricky
Knew that at some point I could mess up
Me and Flávio grinding the good life every day
Until life trips us up for no reason

Started normal, played with slime
Filled a whole bathtub with Nutella
Bought various candies and made 100 layers
Recorded my life to post for the kids

Until the day I had an idea
To drop a rock on an old lady's head
But she fell to the ground with a hole in her head
And never got up again, I think it went wrong Flávio

Time to hide the body
Grab the black bag of slime and put the dead body in there
Time to hide the body
Grab the black bag of slime and put the dead body in there

But it doesn't fit
What to do, yo
We'll have to slice it, wow
Why Flávio? Bro
Why Flávio? Bro
Grab the hot knife and let's go

Head, shoulder, knees, and toes
Throw 100 layers of this old lady inside this bag
Tie this shit up and let's take it to the woods
In the middle of the trip I pull out my iPhone and record

Hey guys, we're now taking a walk here in the mountains
Far away from society
Very cool, a little far from the computer, you know, living a little
Our freedom
10k likes

But we didn't know that while I was recording
You could see the blood on the shirt Flávio was wearing
We turned, wanted in the newspaper and even on Facebook
And I'm like Tay-K
Bitch I did the race

We left the body in the woods
Buried it and got out
Challenging fugitive to a 24-hour car
This one will get views
All over Brazil
Until there was a police raid
Fuck

Hi officer
Both of you, out of the vehicle
But why sir?
We were just passing by here, going to Paraguay, natural thing
You must have noticed the blood on your partner's shirt
And you have the right to remain silent
That's not blood, sir, that's something else, it's slime
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