Natal Legal

Look, it's good that this damn Santa Claus
This time bring some decent present to my house
Because I've been thinking for hours about that car, you know?
That Dodge Viper, damn, lowered, awesome, from Hot Wheels
What's up, my son, calm

I ask for Hot Wheels every year at Christmas (at Christmas)
Noel never gave me, Noel sucks my dick (sucks my dick)
This year I decided I would do it differently (different)
Throw him down the stairs to break his tooth

I was soon surprised when he didn't get up (yeah, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, yeah)
My whole family was amazed at the time
Everyone was coming around the old man
I was confused: But why so much affection?

That's when I fucked up, the surprise was huge (my God)
When I pulled his beard I found out he was a fraud (screwed)
But worse than that, I saw the punishment coming
Because I killed my grandpa, my good old friend (How rude)

I killed my grandpa, yeah, I killed my grandpa
My mom already told me, next year I won't go (oh my)
I'm banned from Christmas, the terror of my relatives
At least I don't share any of my presents anymore (yeah)

I killed my grandpa, yeah, I killed my grandpa
My mom already told me, next year I won't go (penis)
I'm banned from Christmas, the terror of my relatives (uhu)
At least I don't share any of my presents anymore (yeah)

But then another surprise, unintentionally I saved the family
Because no one knew how much he owed
He evaded taxes, until he couldn't anymore
Now, at least, the money is with my parents

And I'm their son, soon the money is mine
Woe to whoever is Santa at the next little party
Soon we'll be back, I'm watching my aunts
Waiting for the Hot Wheels, will it be the day?

Wow, everyone gathered, what a beautiful party
Gee, for me, aunt?
Aah! Wow, what a cool sound, could it be?
Oh, aunt

I killed my grandpa (and my aunt)
I killed my grandpa (and my aunt)
My mom already told me, next year I won't go (oh my)
I'm banned from Christmas, the terror of my relatives
At least I don't share any of my presents anymore (yeah)

I killed my grandpa (and my aunt)
I killed my grandpa (and my aunt)
My mom already told me, next year I won't go
I'm banned from Christmas, the terror of my relatives
At least I don't share any of my presents anymore (yeah)