Stereosexual

When I woke up
And saw another guy lying down
Back to my side I said to myself: Dude, who is this
Then I reasoned
The fault is the alcohol
I must have mixed until I turned gay yesterday
And what will they say about me
They will say you're gay
I'll have to accept it
Don't worry, king
They make me for this and that
You'll see how yes, Stereosexual
With my girlfriend I don't know
I think I'll tell her
Gradually so she doesn't feel bad
But for squash
It's better not to go back
In case one day in the showers I can't contain myself
And what will they say about me
They will say you're gay
I'll have to accept it
Don't worry, king
They make me for this and that
You'll see how yes
Stereosexual
On the other side
On the back side
It shouldn't be so bad
But if it's normal
If it's so personal
Try it and you'll see
Stereosexual
When I had gotten used to the idea
The guy woke up
And turned out to be a girl
With hair like Grace Jones
Although she already photocopied herself
Front and back
It's more convenient for me
Just on one side
And what will they say about me
They will say you're gay
I'll have to accept it
Don't worry, king
They make me for this and that
You'll see how yes
Stereosexual
On the other side
On the back side
It shouldn't be so bad
But if it's normal
If it's so personal
Try it and you'll see
Stereosexual