El Caballo De Espartero

For some characteristics of my equine constitution
Women admire me even more than my lord
Espartero tells me to wear a jockstrap
And I reply that my hindquarters are not for keeping

And among the cars I truly ride
By the theory of relativity
As that popular song suggests
I go through Alcalá Street with my nardos

And if being a horse was the great mistake of my real life
It's a beautiful thing in this new monumental stage
The views are good, no need to kill Carlists
And some tourists can't take their eyes off the national heritage

I am Espartero's horse, look at me!
The best star is not the one that shines the most
And if I keep distracting people
One day I'll pass through the stones of Alcalá Gate

And among the cars I truly ride
By the theory of relativity
As that popular song suggests
I go through Alcalá Street with my nardos

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