Lo Nuestro Fue Muy Top

I've never told anyone
The cause of the breakup
Nor the stitches
Of my heart

I don't want to go into detail
But I think it's a crime
To end a relationship
Via WhatsApp

I don't know if it was because of my plaid shirt
Or my Star Wars collection
Or my Kiss poster
I don't know if it was because I'm different
Or that's what people tell me
You're weirder than Dali

She left me via WhatsApp
Without reasons
And I truly tell you I didn't understand what she wrote
She put a kiss, a pumpkin, dancers, a blushing face
And our relationship was very Top

I never managed to forget you
Although nothing strange happened
Yours was more like art than disappointment

The truth is that it's brilliant
To say goodbye in a modern way
I think there's too much drama
For so little love

I don't know if it was because of my plaid shirt
Or my Star Wars collection
Or my Kiss poster
I don't know if it was because I'm different
Or that's what people tell me
You're weirder than Dali

She left me via WhatsApp
Without reasons
And I truly tell you I didn't understand what she wrote
She put a kiss, a pumpkin, dancers, a blushing face
And our relationship was very Top

I would have preferred the punishment to be Face to Face
I prefer words over the hidden codes of your WhatsApp
Trying to decipher it, I look like a KGB spy
I scratch my head like a monkey who doesn't understand what's going on

She left me via WhatsApp
Without reasons
And I truly tell you I didn't understand what she wrote
She put a kiss, a pumpkin, dancers, a blushing face
And our relationship was very Top

Oh WhatsApp
And two hours later another message
My darling changes status

Champagne, demons, heels, gifts
I'm back on the market
I couldn't take it anymore, I had to write to you
What's up, my dear
And in chorus the crickets sang to me
You left me on read
You left me on read
You left me on read