Parábola do Reino

Oh, keep an eye out, be quick, because the last time
That the King caught us selling these things
At the temple gate, everyone got whipped

(Alright, let's go)
Come this Monday
(Look at the forgetfulness towel!)
And you'll have here firsthand
(Come here to our tent)
The prosperity stone
(Look at the luck stone, the healing stone, look we have towels!)
Along with the stone, you'll receive
(Look at the prosperity stone, only 500 denarii!)
The forgetfulness cloth
(Here's the coarse salt, look at the rue branch!)
Where you'll forget all your problems hehehe
(Come to us, look at the rabbit's foot!)

The Parable of the Kingdom
Brazilian version, Christ's rappers

In a distant kingdom, where grace became law
Infamous rumors were spread against a king
Saying: There's no longer free access to the throne, to the castle
Will we be the kingdom's spokesperson among the servants
Poor servants didn't know a certain book
That told the king's story, from the beginning
A benevolent, humble, wise, and supreme king
Able to give his life for anyone in his kingdom
And the sorcerers dragged crowds of fools
Selling amulets, taking the people's gold
And if anyone opposed that oppressive gang
They imprisoned the poor soul in the dungeon
Until two court jesters of the king became friends
And said: Majesty, your kingdom is divided
And the king, saddened but knowing that caste
Sent the two jesters preaching through metaphors

And the two court jesters devised a plan
'How to reach the people?' and the idea was rhyming
They set up a stage in the square, gathered the crowd
And openly spoke of the revelation book

Who trusts in a horseshoe on the door, is in trouble
I've seen a donkey with four, sad, pulling the cart
It's a holy rose, holy water, candle in broad daylight
Who guides by the sun, no longer needs a guide
The forgetfulness towel, forgets everything even the sky
Careful with your line, don't sew the veil back
It's the prosperity stone, 500 denarii the price
Careful with your stone, not to be a stumbling block
It's a holy cow, it's Buddha, with a rue branch in the ear
Confused, which god to call in the hour of need?
There's so much for the saint to descend, throw the false saint away!
The true one will descend, I don't know the day or the hour

I will mock the sorcerers
And speak of the kingdom
I will destroy the lies
I bring the truth on behalf of the king

I will mock the sorcerers
And speak of the kingdom
I will destroy the lies
I bring the truth on behalf of the king

They claim to be in the name of the king, any blessing is bargained
Miracle is taking everything from those who had nothing
Interviewing the occult in the cult, look at the feat
Coarse salt only works miracles on a piece of meat
Look at the auction who bids more? Who's up for it!
The bonfire burns money, and people claim it's holy
Any sculpture in culture becomes a fool's god
It's fashionable for fools to worship the golden calf!
Show me a holy man, and I'll show you three lies
You, the holy man, and the temple you used to go to!
Solomon has his temple, with amulets, sculptures
What amazes me is that the king's son resides in the streets!

The sorcerers were furious with the two jesters
And summoned all kinds of religious leaders
And said: Prepare a gallows in the middle of the square
But someone shouted loudly: Ah! Enough now!
Turning to the owner of the voice, a commotion arose
It was the king dressed as a beggar among the people!

I've been walking among you for a long time, but you reject me
You don't receive me as king, but accept all sects!
Men govern their lives, poor slaves of the law
Without knowing that for freedom, I set you free
Exorbitant taxes, kept in broken coffers
Are stolen, nothing is left for the needy
You seek me in the wrong way, get lost in religion
My dwelling is love for others, communion
Partiality and pride, thus the kingdom falls apart
The greatest servant was my own son, Prince of Peace
I didn't appoint judges, not even intermediaries
No higher or lower priesthood, no ladies or lords
They love the Prince of Persia, his rituals and lies
I'll throw you along with him, into the dungeon of my wrath!

I will mock the sorcerers
And speak of the kingdom
I will destroy the lies
I bring the truth on behalf of the king

I will mock the sorcerers
And speak of the kingdom
I will destroy the lies
I bring the truth on behalf of the king

I will mock the sorcerers
And speak of the kingdom
I will destroy the lies
I bring the truth on behalf of the king

I will mock the sorcerers
And speak of the kingdom
I will destroy the lies
I bring the truth on behalf of the king

Men, arrest these impostors
And throw them into the lake of fire
Where I threw the dragon
The ancient serpent

This story is based on facts
No, no, no, don't speak, dude, that's dirty
Not to talk? Alright then
End (Hahaha)