El Principio (Alastor)
METTA
The Beginning (Alastor)
He wasn't in the north nor was he huge
It was a very normal city where everything could be
But behind that curtain there was a dreadful secret
They were neighbors, all friends
But among them misfortune began to happen
And suspicion grew, a killer was loose
It all started when she disappeared
A girl that no one ever saw again
Then followed the Gardener, the Intern, the Reporter
Everything became a bigger problem
Who could be the suspect?
There was him, her too, and then that one over there
There weren't enough evidence to understand
Who could be the culprit here
But the one nobody suspects is the one who knows more than they should
And who is the reason for all this pain
It's our announcer, who on the radio is the best
He's well-known and very loved
He has a smile and charisma that makes him charming
He's very good at singing and sometimes even cooking
On the radio, he has a special program
Where the whole city likes to hear him talk
Because he sounds very sincere, in the news the first one
Everyone was charmed and nobody suspected
Sometimes his humor was dark and his words cruel
He used to hide weapons that aren't seen
A collector, they said: A hobby is
Hunting too, is not a reason to fear
But what they didn't know is that at night he went out
Like a hunter to kill one or two
Why suspect him?
The announcer couldn't be
And at night everything ended
Because the announcer didn't wake up
The tragedy ended, the trial never happened
But this story is just beginning
That night in hell something exploded
No one could expect what happened next
And the powerful demons, the most hateful sinners
Started to hear the endless broadcast
Demon radio they say exterminated them
And then climbed to be better there!
Alastor he called himself and turned
Hell into his own amusement
And then he got bored, a princess in his way
Sponsored a hotel, called it Hazbin Hotel
But that story is perhaps for another occasion
That story is for another occasion!
The conclusion is beware of Alastor!