Ramona

Ramona is a girl
The fattest in my town

Ramona, I love you

She has a balloon for a head
And you can't see her neck

Ramona, I love you

Her legs are like 2 barrels
And her body is like a water tank

Ramona, I love you

She has a big bed made of iron rails
And when she lies down, the ground shakes in my town
She has a big chair made by the blacksmith
With 14 legs to support her weight

Ramona is big-bellied
Her body is scary to see

Ramona, I love you

Ramona is busty
She looks like a modern tractor

Ramona, I love you

Ramona's arms
Are wider than my body

Ramona, I love you

She has a motorcycle that's bigger than her whole body
The tire burst before she could ride it
She bought a yellow and red dress
Made of denim and bullfighter's cape

Ramona left us
With the mailman's son

Ramona, I love you

Since she couldn't fit on the train
He took her on a sailboat

Ramona, I love you

The sailboat broke
From the excess weight

Ramona, I love you

They tried to make claw marks
Thinking of her rescue
But there's not a soul
That can handle so much weight
A whaler approaches from afar
They threw nets
They tow her by the hair

Thinking she was a whale
A whaler caught her

Ramona, I love you

Sitting on the curb
The mailman's son cries

Ramona, I love you

He lost his Ramona
For not calculating the weight

Ramona, I love you

Ramona, I love you
Ramona, I love you
Ramona, I love you