Mein Schäferhund, der Edgar

My German Shepherd, Edgar is actually quite normal,
he used to be a bit chubby before, but that's not the case anymore.
He also has a girlfriend, she's been cheated on too,
unfortunately, he's usually insanely turned on.

Oh, my dog, he's so into exhaust fumes,
if he sees a car, no one can stop him.
He lies in front of the exhaust, and when the car starts,
he takes a deep breath and cheers: Man, that turns me on.

A poodle named Paul is his new friend now,
he's really getting on my nerves.
Yesterday, he was grinning in front of a tractor's exhaust,
and last Wednesday, I think I'm falling off the couch,
he comes into the room with a moped's exhaust.

Oh, my dog, he's...

I was already relieved, I thought I had survived it.
But now he's lying on the airfield where the planes land.
With shining eyes, he waits there for the jets,
and when one passes by, yeah, it knocks him off his feet.

Oh, my dog, he's...