Bundeswehrsoldat

I have a big room, a garden, and a hallway
and off duty, I only drink pure whiskey.
My walk is casual but not without strength
and there's certainly no one who can beat me.

Because I'm a Bundeswehr soldier, a great guy
and I love my country so terribly much.
Never wanted to be anything else in my life
and besides, I couldn't think of anything better.

I do incredibly well with women,
because I wear my hair as short as no other man.
All women are crazy about my uniform,
but I don't care and let them go.

Sometimes I drive a big truck,
not even a Volvo dares to come near me.
And all the women wave at me
and in the evening, a red ass polishes my shoes.

Because I love the fat, plump women,
because I'm a professional soldier, I can afford it.
In the next town, there's a wild brothel,
when I go in, it's dark, when I come out, it's bright.

And so every day there's something different here
and I fulfill my mission as best as I can.
As long as I serve, you can be sure
no enemy will enter our country.

Because I'm a Bundeswehr soldier, a great guy
and I love my country so terribly much.
Never wanted to be anything else in my life
and besides, I couldn't think of anything better.

And besides, I couldn't think of anything better.