El Rap Del Dios Eolo

If I have powers and you better believe it
Do you have doubts? Ask the people who are not good!
I warned them!
(What?)
That I didn't want to fight
But they insisted and now I must dig their grave
You seem like a good person indeed
Also her, the girl
(What girl?)
It doesn't matter
I am the God Aeolus they say I look like Porta
But I am better, I beat him in Mortal Kombat
(But if you have powers?)
Yes, I can show you
Watch closely!
I'm going to turn off the camera

See
I told you I was real
If my magic hat gives me any ability
I beat
Goku
Chuck Norris
Batman
Flash
Superman
With my eyes closed and a few beers I could beat them
You
(Who, me?)
You are a good person, don't misbehave
Because I fight and I fight for real

I am the God Aeolus and I come to save this city!
With my superpowers I will fight!
I will enjoy defeating the bad people!
And with my belly full of beers
And a big nopal on my forehead!
I will tell you

What happened to me yesterday
I was walking, flying, walking on Jupiter
Then Brad Pitt arrives and gives me a ham sandwich
And as it was obvious, I never said no
It turns out that the ham in the sandwich was special!
He says it grants wishes and that three he could give!
I wanted to be a millionaire, be beautiful and fly
But I was hungry and I had to swallow it!
(Really!)
This dude!
Brad Pitt!
He got mad and wanted to fight!
And since I'm a big Mexican guy, I didn't back down!
But, I used my powers and I could beat him
And I've been drinking since Thursday to celebrate
(Hell yeah)

I am the God Aeolus and I come to save this city!
With my superpowers I will fight!
I will enjoy defeating the bad people!
And with my belly full of beers and a big nopal on my forehead!

I am the God Aeolus and I come to save this city!
With my superpowers I will fight!
I will enjoy defeating the bad people!
And with my belly full of beers and a big nopal on my forehead!