La Historia Del Gato y El Sándwich

I swear this story is real
And it's a misfortune, you shouldn't mock
Between two slices of bread I did something great
It was undoubtedly an exemplary sandwich

But before I could even taste it (oh no)
I hear a noise, it sounded like a meow

It was a feline
It's like I got distracted
(Without realizing)
It was all a blackmail
(When I turned around)
When I turned around, my sandwich was gone

The cat just said meow
Say something else, idiot
Meow doesn't mean anything (oh, oh)
Meow, do me a damn favor
Go to the fridge
And make another sandwich

I couldn't believe it
What am I going to eat now?
My fridge is empty
And I don't have a plan B (oh no)
Just me and the damn cat
I think I'll eat it

(You asked for it)
I'm not Chinese
(Don't be sad anymore)
But destiny
(Tells me that)
Today I'll eat grilled cat

The cat just said meow
Say something else, idiot!
Meow doesn't mean anything, oh, oh
Meow, do me a damn favor
Go to the fridge and make another sandwich

Don't you have anything to say?

Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow

The cat just said meow
Say something else, idiot
Meow doesn't mean anything
Meow