La Mansión de Luigi

Happy birthday Luigi, enjoy your new home
Sincerely, Mario

There's someone here, I'm sorry
What am I looking for, what's inside?
It must be just the wind
Maybe I should've never accepted this mansion

I see shadows and hear noises
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared
It's my imagination

I'm Luigi, if anyone hears me, please help
I'm trembling, there's no light, this must be a mistake
A gift from my brother is the house of horror
Shh, I hear something in the hallway

Is this a tasteless joke from my brother?
He knows I'm just a scaredy-cat Italian plumber
That's why every night I go to bed early
Because I'm even afraid to hear the notes of a piano

Mario, I know you're here, I know it's a game
Turn on the light and let's get out of here, we'll come back later
As long as there's no light here, I refuse to live here
But please get out of there, I beg you

I'm Dr. Professor Elvind Gad, let me introduce myself
I'm a scientist with great knowledge
I study ghosts, their mass and movements
I base most of my inventions on them

My latest invention is here, the Poltergeist 3000
It's used to catch ghosts, I know it sounds childish
But it's true, just a bit juvenile
I'm too old to be catching subtle plasma

Are you serious? Ghosts in my house?
I'm not surprised, I already felt the threat
But where are they, in the basement? On the terrace?
And where's my brother? What's going on?

This mansion is a gift from my brother
He gave it to me because yesterday was my birthday
His name is Mario, he wears red and speaks strangely
In fact, he's famous, I don't know why, maybe for his job

I think I saw him, not because I knew him
The ghost king stole him in a horrible way
Took his soul and put it in a wooden frame
It's your responsibility to save him no matter what

But what should I do?
Take this vacuum cleaner
Can I defend myself?
Of course, just aim and activate!
Should I be afraid?
Wait, I'll tell you how it works

After rigorous training to illogically
Catch ghosts with a vacuum cleaner
Luigi could finally have his mansion in peace and tranquility
He opened a pastor taco stand
And Professor Egad got a trip to Veracruz
To see the Papantla flyers
Everyone will wonder what happened to Bowser
And the other characters in the story, well
We wonder the same, but anyway
Everyone was happy except Mario since he wasn't the protagonist of this game, the end