Rap de Kirby

I'm Kirby!
Old man, I'm not here to play

I come to eat anyone who gets in my way
I swear I'm not playing, maybe you find it cute
It's just appearance, and you should feel fear

I have an insatiable hunger that I can never satisfy
I know I'm pink, but it's just part of the disguise
I have a black hole instead of a digestive system
I'm serious, old man, you shouldn't joke with me

Everyone runs when they see Kirby, he's going to have you for lunch
I'm a pink ball and I come to eat!
I hope you cooperate and grant me your power
The fear is so immense, I can't even react
And if you're ice, I turn into glass

You're part of my craving, don't take it personally
I was born thanks to the great invention called game boy
Battles and adventures shape what I am now
Round and dangerous, you should be cautious
I'm happy with eating, and I have lunch without a fork

Champion in battles in super smash bros
I always defend galaxies from their atrocious fate
A star is my transport, I really like rice!
If you see me, run at once, and don't look back
Do you want to die?!?

I'm not joking, old man, I'll eat the universe
I'm tired of people saying I'm cute and tender
If they knew about my fights, that I have no rival
Because when they see the pink, they have a fatal heart attack
I've been to therapies to control the anger
But it only makes me hungry to visit every day
The doctor who treated me, do you know what happened to him?
I ate him, now I have a doctorate

Don't trust someone who doesn't have toes on their feet
Sword, fire, water, thunder, ice, cutter
Chef, leaf, ninja, bombs, singer, and fighter
He has no limbs, how does he grab that cake?!
King Dedede has come to dominate all of Dream Land

Who the hell are you?
I'm King Dedede, the king of this land
A king?! But this country is more lost than Mexico
Tsk, stop talking Kirby, I challenge you
I don't care if a giant penguin is the king
There's nothing or no one I can't eat
I'm Kirby, the star warrior
Defending against me will only delay your end
I'm the king of, of, of, you should learn
I'm a penguin who knows how to defend himself well
If you run as you eat, you should eat more
Because you're surely as slow as a turtle
What? Why a turtle? What?
(This song is called gourmet race, later!)
Ah, no, you bastard, come here

Ouch
Ouch
Ouch, enough
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Yes!
(Oh, come on)
I told you it was impossible for me to lose
In food or in races, wherever I'll win
You shouldn't feel bad because Kirby beat you
Rather, I hope you take this as a lesson

The star warrior always remains victorious
I'll always be ready for the next challenger
Kirby, I challenge you, I'm Meta Knight
Get ready because I'm cool and you'll lose today

Who's next!