Rap de Kirby

I'm Kirby!
Dude, I'm not here to suck

I come to eat anyone who crosses my path
I swear I'm not playing, maybe you'll find it cute
It's just appearance, and you should feel fear

I have an insatiable hunger that I can never satisfy
I know I'm pink, but it's just part of the costume
I have a black hole instead of a digestive system
I'm serious, man, you shouldn't joke with me

Everyone runs when they see Kirby, he's going to eat you for lunch
I'm a pink ball and I'm here to eat!
I hope you collaborate and give me your power
The fear is so immense, I can't even react
And if you are made of ice, I become glass

You are part of my craving, don't take it personally
I was born thanks to the great invention called game boy
Battles and adventures make up who I am now
Round and dangerous, you must be careful
I am happy eating, and I eat without a fork

Champion in the battles in Super Smash Bros
I always defend galaxies from their atrocious fate
A star is my transport, I really like rice!
If you see me, run now and don't look back
What, you want to die!?

I'm not kidding, man, I'll eat the universe
I'm sick of people saying I'm cute and cuddly
If they knew my fights, that I have no rival
Because when they see pink they have a fatal heart attack
I have gone to therapy to control anger
But I just get hungry visiting every day
Do you know what happened to the doctor who was treating me?

I ate it, now I have a PhD
Don't trust someone who doesn't have toes
Sword, fire, water, thunder, ice, cutter
Chef, leaf, ninja, bombs, singer and fighter
He has no limbs. How does he hold that cake?!
King DDD has come to rule all of dreamland

Who the slippers are you?
I am King DDD, the king of this land
What, a king?! But this country is more lost than Mexico
Tsk, stop talking Kirby, I dare you
I don't care if a giant penguin is the king
There is nothing or no one that can't eat me
I am Kirby madafaka, the star warrior
Defending yourself from me will only delay your end
I'm the king DDD you should learn
I am a penguin who knows how to defend himself very well
If you run like you eat, then you should eat more
Because you are surely slow as a turtle
What? Why a turtle? What?
(This song is called gourmet race, soon!)
Oh, no, you bastard, come here

Also
Also
Ouch, that's enough
Ah, ah, ah, ah

Yeah!
(Oh, no way)
I told you it was impossible for me to lose
In food or in races, wherever I go I will win
You shouldn't feel bad because Kirby beat you
I rather hope you take this as a lesson

The star warrior always emerges victorious
I will always be ready for the next challenger
Kirby I challenge you, I am meta knight
Get ready because I'm cool and you'll lose this day

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