Super Mario 3 Rap

It's the year 88, many things have changed
I have ears, boots, tail, I can fly without hesitation
In a mysterious way my princess has been kidnapped
My mission is approaching, Bowser you should be careful
This is strange, it looks like a play
The mountains and plants seem like a stage
And if they are, be alert, because I am Super Mario
I will save my princess like in past games
I know this world inside out
Hold on tight, this is Super Mario Bros 3, yeah!

Okay!
We start this game, everything seems usual
There are goombas, turtles, pipes, and piranha plants
Once I'm big, they give me a leaf
That turns me into a tanuki with ears and tail (yeah!)
And I can fly, touch stars
Maybe a plant or a mushroom in the end
Next level, this is so cool
Tubes with secrets, musical note
Goombas with wings are not enemies
If I have the hammer bros suit
With the super p I run with style
The tanuki suit makes me brick yeah
I hope I don't get sued for using animal skin
Peta, don't sue me
The game seems to have no end
Secrets where you can crouch
Tubes with coins as usual
I hear footsteps behind me
I don't feel alone, is someone there?
Now I remember I didn't come here alone
In this adventure, I know who it is
It's Luigi!
I-I-I'm Luigi and it's time for me to be recognized
We share the mission of saving the princess
If you lose, it's my turn, I enter the game smoothly
Sorry, Mario, this time you're going to the chi-

What?
How come Bowser always had seven kids?
They say in this game they are my enemies
Larry the dwarf with the trendy hairstyle
Morton, a kiss fan, seems like he eats his cakes
Wendy, the only woman on the list
Iggy Azalea-
I mean
Iggy in sight
Roy is the toughest but doesn't look like it because of the pink
Lenny, the smallest, is childish, when will he grow up?
Ludwig van Beethoven since the 17th century
With a magic scepter, they attack fiercely
But I am Super Mario, I know those tricks
Get out of my way, my princess is in trouble!

Help
The Sun is chasing me, I think I can't escape
But what's wrong with you, you want to kill me?
(Simon)
I didn't
Do anything to make you angry, better go for Luigi
He said you look awful
(What?)
The hammer bros? (oh no)
Toad's houses? (oh, yes)
Watch out, thwomps (oh no)
Well, who understands you
I must run
Away from here
The Sun wants to kill me

But look who arrived?
It's Super Mario Bros
I'm Toad (yeah!)
Whom you denied in Mario 2
Now that I'm a millionaire, you come to ask for help
But you get what you deserve, tough luck
(Okay, shut up, I'm taking this)

Come on and slam!
And welcome to the jam!
Bowser, you're no match!
For Super Mario! (wohoo)
With my eyes closed, I can beat you
In the two past games, I could defeat you
You didn't see me shed a drop of sweat
A chop on the bridge and I said 'bye-bye!'
Your kids, just like you, are incompetent
They tried to be smart and now they have no teeth
You want to do the laundry but there's no detergent
Why the hell wash here inside it's hot
Oh King Bowser, this is your end (go, go)
The strongest rival will be the one to win
Bowser, stop doing that dude, we're going to
Both fall if you keep doing it
Bowser, enough!
Ahhhh
Hell yeah
(Luigi, get me out of here)
Yes, yes, yes yeah (Luigi!!)