Super Mario Sunshine Rap

Mario needs a break
Too many turtles
Work has worn me out

Time to take a vacation
Out of Mushroom Land
With the princess and her Pops
(Not her useless dad)

Beautiful beaches
A thousand things to see
But no time to rest
Until I can clean

Hey, is that dude Mario?
If it's him, arrest him, arrest him now
(Discussion and chaos)
Wait, where are they taking me?

Just wanted a break, now I'm cleaning up
The whole town accuses me of graffiti on the streets
But I'm innocent, just wanted to relax
Thanks to a stranger, I end up in jail

On the balcony, a water gun made by Egadd
I'm scared, water guns can talk
He clearly says he can help me
That this pollution must stop now

(Things are really dirty around here)
Hey, I'm hungry, where can I get a feast?
(We should clean up the whole Isle Delfino)
ALL of it? No way, why am I here?

Plants to water
Walls to clean
Got my Super Star
(Saw you, dude)

Saw the fake Mario
Looks like me
When I don't take a shower

Beautiful beaches
A thousand things to see
But no time to rest
Until I can clean

I don't understand why Yoshis
Can't swim, seriously I don't get it
Why? Because Yoshi, damn
Useless Yoshi

You know? This could've been worse
Enjoying the beach, life, and the heat
I don't mind going to jail because of an impostor
Great vacation, feeling better now

If I look at the bright side, everything can improve
Still earning stars, no one can stop me
Mario, you know that's not yours
You're stealing from the people And that's illegal
(Oh, well... Ummm...)

Beautiful beaches
A thousand things to see
But no time to rest
Until I can clean

Take a break
Go on vacation
Where everything is dirty
Mario Sunshine