Deu Ruim

You can stop, you can stop
You can stop, you can stop
You can stop, you can stop
You can stop, you can stop

I told the guys I was going out for a night
Made up an excuse for my girlfriend
Everything was set, friend calling me
Where are you, Leonardo?
Hold on, I'm getting ready
Things are popping, everyone's waiting for you
Tell them I'm on my way

I got my car, rushed out
The police stopped me, I was desperate
Vehicle documents?
Expired
Driver's license?
Oops, it's expired
Hey man, I want to help you
But if you want to laugh, you have to make others laugh, right?

I left a coffee, I was quickly released
Just didn't expect the coffee to be so expensive
I didn't let it get to me and kept going
The damn pothole caused me an accident

With two flat tires, what a situation!?
I got to the stop hitching a ride on the bus
The guys were all hyped up ready to have fun
Pato gave me the heads up
Singer, you're screwed! Your girl is here!

Ah! She lied to me too
I left her at home, ready to sleep
I never expected to find her here
Ah, no! She lied to me too
There she was, two gay guys, my lesbian sister-in-law
Dancing close, clinging to the big guy