Here Comes The Mayo

Club sandwich, buddy sandwich
One wrong move and you get hit with ropes
Pact, blood pact
He patches up his girlfriend, and also his mother
They are said to be the charolastras
Crabs, thieves, stained and scumbags
The ladies are cool, the band is up
Take out some chichita milkmaid
And if I smoke barumo my chonteca hurts
After a while I get tired, I feel down and dry
That's the gang, the annoying gang
The potholes, the stains, the pure nonsense
The burst, the noise, the hairs of the Huidos
The heavy wagon of the salty kiss
You go to Queretaro, you go on horseback
You better step back 'cause here comеs the mayo

Here comes the May
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana

Now you wanna trip, your bitch is my bitch
I treat you like a brother after bust that lip
But on a real tip, your mom suck my dick
She took it down just like in that porno flick
Dude but that's not it, I know you're gonna flip
I did her in the shitter and she let one rip
But me and you were boys like single shit
Crack a fucking brew and gimme a sip
He gets fed up with laughter
After an hour the hedgehog comes
I speak to the namesake, he pulls out another rooster
It goes up, it goes down, it turns purple
I went outside to have fun
Trying to avoid the balcony nerve
Between becho, abacho and gacho hugs
If you see Diana, I'll send her a hug

Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
If a rooster comes out of me
If a rooster comes out of me

Your ass, your ass, I ejaculate
To the precocious band that comes early
My friend, my blood friend, my brother
From so much chaco he has hair in his hand
So many stoned horchatas, enough already
You always have to move the atole
Smoking weed, life is exhausted
He was living, living more crazy
With a lick of your tits and a flick of your clit
Moisten slit and here comes the dick
Yo'mom did the trick, make it kind of a sick
You thought she was on trip but she was sitting on my prick
Happens all the time, this kinda shit
A second to swallow, first no spit
Yes she's a pro, a first rate whore
She took my mayo right through her back door

Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana

Yeah everybody knows you bitch uptown
Elastic broke and knickers came down
Must be strange getting home every night
Sticking it in feeling something ain't right
Her muff like a bucket, everyone fucked it
Scabs around her mouth, yeah let the bitch suck it
Fuck it! Here I am at back door
You slip it in and there's room for one more

Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo
Shake my macana mama, shake, shake my macana