Here Comes The Mayo

Club sandwich, buddy sandwich
got a bad move and it rains ropes
deal, blood pact
patch up his girlfriend and also his mother
they say they are the charolastras
lice, scoundrels, stained and scum
the cool ladies, the gang up
pull out the little milky bottle
in his pot belly it hurts my head
later I get upset, I feel down, dry law
that's the gang, the annoying gang
the brawls, the pills, just kidding
the party, the noise, the hairs of the widos
the heavy car of the salty kiss
he goes to Queretaro, he goes on horseback,
you better stay back cuz here comes the mayo

Chorus
Here comes the mayo, shake my macana mama
shake, shake my macana
Here comes the mayo, shake my macana mama
shake, shake my macana
He gets wasted, laughter wins
after an hour he gets goosebumps
he talks to his namesake, he pulls out another rooster
he goes up, he goes down, he turns purple
I went outside, to have a blast
between bad kisses, and bad cuddles
if you see the aunt I'll send her a hug

Chorus

Your ass, your ass, I ejaculate
to the premature gang that comes early,
my friend, my blood buddy, my brother,
from so much nonsense he has hair in his hand,
so many crazy walks, enough already,
you always end up stirring the porridge
smoking weed, life runs out
it was livin' livin' la vida loca.

chorus(x3)