Aguela

Let me tell you so you can see
I'm not going to talk about work or school either
Although that's fine, I know that
You know mine so you can see the worst.

I arrived from New York at the beginning of summer
and I wanted to stay at my brother's house
and he told me: Brother, you can't stay here, I'll take you to cousin
Pepe's house to my grandmother's house

What a pain, poor vacation what my brother did
complaining about pants
right away my grandmother came down on me to iron his pants and
clean the kitchen

I told her: Lady! I came to rest and she said: No, my child
you came to work; You are really lazy, I don't know
why you complain, shave that beard and cut your hair.

Oh! grandmother, I shave my beard but not cut my hair
I look better dead,
I explained that it's fashionable to leave the hair long and she said
that guy looks like a girl.

and since I didn't cut it, I waited for her to fall asleep and she left me bald with a scissor

What a mess, what a shame, what will my friends say when they see me?

The other day for lunch my grandmother told me she was going to cook what I wanted,
so I asked her for a really good meal, a hamburger, a hot dog, what I eat every day.

No no no sir, I don't cook junk food, here we eat a diet and rice with beans.

My grandmother, you want it?
huh-uh
you got it
My grandmother, you want it?
Baby
You got it

My grandmother, you want it?
Yes/huh-uh
you got it
My grandmother, you want it?
Baby
You got it

A few days passed and I met her neighbor who had a daughter
who was really good looking
Now I said to myself, I started to rap to her without my grandmother knowing
But!, she found out and gave me a sermon, respect that girl
I told her grandmother you are meddling and she slapped me
that still hurts me

What a mess, you can't do that, what will my friends say when they find out?

Another night I wanted to go out and she told me no,
these are sleeping hours.
and so I spent it on a Thursday, everyone partying
and me lying down at nine.

A few more days passed and she didn't bother me because she lost the box of teeth
and even though she scolded me it seemed like she wanted everything she
said to me, nothing was understood.

So I was able to rest but my vacation was about to end,
and since I couldn't find anything else to invent, I pretended to have a pain
that was killing me
to see if I could get hospitalized and then easily escape from there.

But! the tables turned, she started giving me a medicine
she made me stay in bed until she thought
I had recovered

My grandmother, you want it?
huh-uh
you got it
My grandmother, you want it?
Baby
You got it

My grandmother, you want it?
Yes/huh-uh
you got it
My grandmother, you want it?
Baby
You got it

And just like that a problem that I had later, seven a
week was a No every day
I found the solution to all my problems and that is
I have to accept that I am my grandmother's grandson

If after all that protesting when I got back to New York I started to think
that she is not what she seems, she is really good and everything she
does is to embarrass me.

But!!! I remembered all the scolding she gave me
and every time I wanted to drink rum she had to
prescribe me a lemon tea

My mother didn't know how I had spent my time, she thought
I had enjoyed everything
she dared to ask me when I was going back there

And I told her look in like thirty years
I don't know if my grandmother will have much resistance
I can't stand her because I have no patience.

My grandmother, you want it?
huh-uh
you got it
My grandmother, you want it?
Baby
You got it

My grandmother, you want it?
Yes/huh-uh
you got it
My grandmother, you want it?
Baby
You got it

How can I repay her...