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His sister tells him to get up early
And she's been nagging him for over a year
And he tells her no
He doesn't like to work
He wasn't born for that
Nor to sing
He's a total loser
And that's not your problem
Better keep your opinions to yourself
If you don't want to see his phlegm
On the weekend he cured his hangover
The beer, the tacos, the girl
For sure, she's my bro's
Long live tequila and also mezcal
Shit, you'll see everything stays the same
The same door but in a different place

Dude
Dude, we all know who the dude is, dude
Dude
Dude, the crew wants to see you as a white boy
Dude
Dude

While I take care of your sister

He takes life as it comes
Of all things, the one that suits him best
He's always lived his life this way
With good drinks and really hot girls
You can tell he likes the good stuff
His girlfriend's a blonde who's really tasty
A singer at the bar he visits daily
Where he hangs out with a bunch of officials
Already used to what we live in this mess
We're screwed, there's no turning back
Everything's written, you'll have to head in a different direction

Dude
Dude, we all know who the dude is, dude
Dude
Dude, the crew wants to see you as a white boy
Dude
Dude
While I take care of your sister