Si tu si yo, si, no

If you hadn't thrown the fridge at me
I would have never thrown the coffee grinder at you,
we, we, we...
if you hadn't thrown the sofa at me
I would have never thrown the sofa bed at you,
we, we, we...

That's how we both are,
with plaster casts in the hospital,
that's how we both are
with plaster casts in the hospital,
instead of making love...
instead of making love
behind the curtain of a summer cinema.

If you, if I, if you, if I...(x4)

If you weren't so American
I wouldn't be so Russian either,
if you weren't so American
I wouldn't be so Russian either
that's how we both are
with plaster casts in the hospital,
and that's how we both are
with plaster casts in the hospital,
instead of making love...
instead of making love...
behind the curtain of a summer cinema.

If you, if I, if you, if I...(x4)

You have more teeth than a zipper
and that's why you smile and the sidewalks shine
women look at you, children look at you
and I'm crazy to bite your teeth!!...

And I dressed up as a hyena to see if that would make you smile,
we, we, we
And I dressed up as a hyena to see if that would make you smile,
we, we, we
and thus avoid both of us being in plaster casts,
and thus avoid both of us being in plaster casts,
to be able to make love...
to be able to make love...
behind the curtain of a summer cinema.

If you, if I, if you, if I...(x4)

if you hadn't thrown the fridge at me
I would have never! thrown the coffee grinder at you...