T3ddy Vs. Mussoumano [Revanche]

Mussoumano (MUSSA) Mussoumano (MUSSA)

T3ddy Vs. Mussoumano [Rematch]

[T3ddy]
Hey, me
I don't know how to say
It's that Mussa called me
And I opened the DM by mistake

Damn, outdated
Late-late
Playing little battles
With a retirement age

He gave in to make
Video all the same
Because no single worked
In the original project

Mussa doesn't stop
86 battles
The repeated rhyme
And he fails them all

Behind the idiot skin
I present to you
A 32-year-old guy
And hasn't shaved in 33

He says he's great
I don't know if I believe
Does collab every week
And is still the least heard rapper

[Mussoumano]
Afraid of losing again
The rematch was even postponed
Your name is T3ddy, yeah
But rhyming is boring

If you want to be a YouTuber, but have no talent
Calm down, don't give up
Just do like T3ddy, start a channel
Then react to some lists

Go on Twitter, look for some memes
Careful not to try too hard
Sit in the chair, press REC
Repeat what YouTube already does

Can T3ddy do
Something original? I realized never
Since you imitate Luba, disappear from the internet
Just don't come back

You're a millennial, it's clear
But you want to be from Generation Z
But you're not, you just pretend
You still have bangs, how cringy!

Poor thing, now you'll be flopped
Get out of here before I hit you
He straightens his hair with a straightener
But you don't win the battle, my buddy

[T3ddy]
Okay, okay
You talk shit, you give your opinion
Get out, you invite me
But why, if I'm flopped?

But I understand you
It's hard to be a loser
To get views
You have to go after guests

I don't pressure
Otherwise, he'll hide soon
I try to teach you
But you don't want to learn
That success depends only on you
Too bad he'll never make it happen

Enough now, let me speak the truth
You'll have to listen to me
I know you're broke
But still, I'll have to crush you

I was doing the math here
How much do you make from monthly ads?
I'll save 10% of mine
Just to buy and delete your channel

Oh yeah, I remembered your channel is worthless
Oh, you must cry at night
And no one finds your jokes funny
Mussoumano is more like Mussounada

[Mussoumano]
Changed the beat, used auto-tune
Did some effects, but it doesn't matter
You'll lose anyway

He said I go after guests
But of course, you idiot
That's my segment

My channel has history, and has always been relevant
With 10% you can't even buy my turban

Acts rich, you can see he flaunts
Spends all the adsense on vegan shampoo
To wash that bang

My channel is worthless? (Huh?)
And T3ddy's is worth what? (Zero)
If Reddit ends (huh?)
What will you do? (Nothing!)

Do you know why your name has a 3
Instead of an E?
Because I'm the first, you're the third
And the second is Mauro who wrote for you

Look at your face, you're desperate
Posting videos every day, poor thing
You're finished, locked in the room, tired
You've been awake for over three days

Am I outdated?
Succeeding with something I created in the past
You're the forced one
Who needs editing to try to be funny
Take that!

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