Dos Salidas De Emergencia

The Captain and the crew wish you a good flight.
The estimated time to our destination, 45 minutes
We will fly at 10,000 meters altitude with a tailwind
In your seats, you can find a life jacket
An ashtray that's useless, because you can't smoke here!!
Put your seats in the upright position and fold your table
Fasten your seatbelts as we're about to take off.

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There are 2 emergency exits in the front
2 emergency exits in the back
Reflective lights along the aisle
And masks to breathe

There are 2 emergency exits in the front
2 emergency exits in the back
Pay attention, it's important
I won't repeat it again

To show you we're not cowards, Ladies and Gentlemen
We regret to inform you once again, the flight is delayed
Delayed, postponed, held up, Oh, how lovely, what colors
Delayed due to operational reasons, What nerve you have, damn it
Now you can enjoy a video from the year catapunchinpun
Mr. Bean, hidden camera, and how to make a good Andalusian gazpacho
We can offer you a bar service, soft drinks, juices, and still water
Almonds and candies, as we're about to land

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Captain is speaking:

Welcome on board, Captain Speaking
Flight time, 45 min, the weather is clear
No clouds in the sky
We'll fly at 10,000 feet with a tailwind
900 miles per hour, Airbus what a power
Our heading south, east, west, and north
By your window sightseeing over the world
Our flight attendants are ready to make
It more pleasant, more nice
We hope to see you soon again, in our airlines
Cheers, your captain