Ett Gammalt Fult Och Elakt Troll Det Var En Gång

An old ugly and mean troll once upon a time
who came to this land in a hot air balloon
It settled in Småland with its head in Åland
and its feet were at the same time in Lund

And at the old troll's place was a troll lady
with a nose as big as all of Amsterdam
She cooked up the food and served it on plates
a cake made of sand as big as Svealand

And at the old troll's place was an old cat
that was so big, so big it filled all of Kattegatt
Far away in Yokohama you could hear it meow
and its tail was round like all of Öresund

Now this short tale is over for this time
for the trolls have already taken off in their balloon
Now they're probably at the pole, yeah maybe in the sun
and dear friend, they'll never come back again