Chapéus de Palha VS. Ninjas de Konoha - Batalha de Mestres

From time to time
Two groups meet
Universes colliding
Pirates at Sea, Ninjas on Land
Which group will be defined as the winner in the Masters Battle, which of the two will come out victorious?
On one side the Straw Hats
And on the other, Konoha Ninjas

[Sanji]
Here is Sanji
I'm the crew's cook
And if I come face to face with the ship
This Lee guy will get a beating
With a fire kick that will make you fall to the ground
Kid with the weirdest eyebrows
Who doesn't even know who his son's mother is
But everyone already knows he didn't want to take care of Tenten, because of the deceased!
Who, by the way, is quite blind, sacrificing himself for another useless
Like the little sister who is competent, and manages to be more useful
So irrelevant, nothing bothers
I've been through much worse
With Diable Jamble
I won't have mercy on this ninja!

[Rock Lee]
You know, here is Lee
In Taijutsu I bring your end
In speed, I show for real
That you're not fit to fight here
Since you left the group in search of a woman
To marry because you felt like a virgin
But you don't get anything, as you were deceived
Betrayed, so you stop being a fool
As I accelerate, there's no compassion
In agility, you can't even follow me
With that blond hair, I figured out
You're an E-girl, a BTS fan
You won't find the All Blue
Because from your own group
You don't even honor the name
If you were good at rap, as you are in the kitchen
You wouldn't have starved here

[Usopp]
Like a brave warrior
In battle, I ignite
That you can't overcome us
You think you're doing great in the fight with that bowl haircut
I tell Neji that you lack hope
You'll always be secondary in everything
But I don't understand why in this fight I'm attacking a dead man!
For my friends, I fight even with a weirdo
Is Shino even from the anime? Because I see that you're so forgotten?
See my performance within the line
That for Shino in the fight, it's over!
That easily I'll take you out of this life
Using my baygon!

[Neji]
Hyuuga Neji
With my mistakes, I evolved
Not like you, who even in the death of your own mother dared to lie
I see similarities in our paternal bond
But now I tell you a fact
Is that my father sacrificed himself for his brother
And yours just went to buy cigarettes
And this reindeer comes from the North Pole
Left Noel to try to be a Doctor
But you lost your medical license
When you killed the one who saved you
An aberration is what I see
Just a joke
Will you be sad for being dismissed
By members of your own race?

[Sogeking]
So fear me as I introduce myself
For quickly I bring your end
To the crew now, I will join
Usopp called so I came to honor
All these ninjas I will destroy
Insect boy knows he can't challenge me
I'm returning the favor
Your evolution in the anime went from ninja to teacher

[Shino]
I'm not understanding anything anymore
What's happening here
Pirate, I step on like a cockroach
Funk singer to extinguish
This troupe is in decline
If you take it to emotion
Your lies led your group to destruction
Sogeking shut your damn mouth
You're another customer
An alter-ego that came to do what Usopp didn't do
But doesn't realize in the beat
How immoral this is?
In the end, you never did anything
You're just a failure like

[Chopper]
I'll be the greatest doctor in the world
Too bad my hands will get wounded
The blue-nosed reindeer will kill the annoying drunk mosquito
Teaching elementary school
Won't make you succeed in life
Now I have to attack this bloated guy in battle
Too annoying drunk
And not even your team saves you
And you let the only one who respected you die
And make excuses: Hit me, just don't touch the potato

[Choji]
Don't touch the potato, listen to what I say to you
Touch it and I'll stick your horn up your ass
Chopper look at the hypocrisy
Stop to understand
Talk about Assuma and your friend poisoned until death!
What shit did Oda eat
When he made his anime?
Putting a robot among pirates
And a cringy reindeer?
When my body grows
I'll sink your troupe then
Don't hold my strength with my
Expansion Jutsu

[Franky]
Target located
Wrapped in technology
Just one goal to end the ninja crap
I suppress every defect, and the gate of your mind closes
Talking about robots? Hypocrite
See the Naruto mecha
Is it serious? That they put me against this useless joke
She really thought she was strong
To the point of sealing Madara?
No fun, no strength
No boobs just weapons
Competing for the useless prize alongside Sakura

[Tenten]
Who is this Franky thinks he is in the bread line?
Just talks shit, robocop hold back the emotion
Very ugly son
How am I going to call this enemy weirdo?
Looks like Buzz fused
With Thomas and his friends
I make sushi with this stranger's body
So useless to your parents
That was abandoned in the ocean
Mission given is mission accomplished
Jinbe you won't go forward
Of the great Mugiwaras
You are the only irrelevant one

[Jinbe]
And the fish-man arrives
Leaving Kunoichis wet
You are a total failure
You know you won't go beyond
Your mistake was attacking Jinbe in this battle
Talent and courage are two things you don't have Tenten
I'm the Straw Hat helmsman
Facing the Navy in these 7 seas
And I don't know what's funnier
You sealing Madara or Kiba becoming Hokage
So, calm down, pup
You'll get beaten up once again
Akamaru turns into a snack
And I'm not even Chinese

[Kiba]
Look, fish, don't talk shit
You can't understand?
Even if you call the whole aquarium you won't be able to win
So know that today in this duel
That everyone despairs
Because I'll make the Mugiwaras shipwreck on land
With Akamaru by my side, I'll finish off this weirdo
But you can come for lunch, today is fried fish
This battle ends now, I'm tired of playing
Come with me Akamaru, feel
Fang over fang!

In this mortal combat
Who will prevail
Between pirates and ninjas
Only one will win
It's the power of the Straw Hats
It's our will of fire
My crew are my companions, for them I'll go to the end
I stand in front of the fight for those who believe in me
Pirates and ninjas which will come out victorious
We are Straw Hats
And we are Konoha ninjas

[Shikamaru]
I'm the captain I have the decision
That's in my hands
It's for the mission it won't be in vain
It's trapped in the shadows of my possession
Pirate artist skeleton
It doesn't extend here
I've seen it somewhere else
You're not Billy and Mandy's pure-bone?
You're useless to the crew and in battle you don't differ
There's no pawn that your music doesn't hurt
Robin is just a lonely girl cliché I don't understand
I keep my strategies
You can't win
A genius!

[Brook]
For the Straw Hat I'll honor the fight
Something you're not capable of even to save Assuma
Blame yourself
But it's just that man, you won't go further
Who in their right mind
Dreams of being a cloud?
Talking about Hinata makes me sick
All she thinks about is Naruto-kun
More how to explain to your father that you're useless
And not even fit to be the clan leader
Lack of attention from the husband
Sharing with Sasuke is lame
You went from Hyuuga princess
To a simple housewife

[Hinata]
I see your envy
I don't even need Byakugan
You'll leave without haste
Today I'll take away your tomorrow
Saw one by one of your group dying
You remember to this day
But you survived like the Ayuwoki version
I'm the Hyuuga princess
I don't even use all my power
You're feeling drippy
With that pizza maker's hat
Let the truth be told
Today no one is saved
Carried by Vivi the shame of Alabasta

[Robin]
You want to compete you won't
Because I show I'm capable
Of going against this infamous one who just cries all the time
A dishonor to the family
But the corrupted facade
That your marriage to Narutinho
Was pure Kishimoto's forcing
So pay to see
But the blind doesn't see
A useless always useless
That's all that's left for you
Your attacks are? Trash!
Your Jutsus are? Trash!
You'll stay on the ground if you're in my way

[Ino]
Today there will be flowers for your funeral
Try more to see if you gain respect
I'll tear you apart Vivi
I didn't see talent in you
And my goodness, you're the most useless princess I've ever seen
This desert princess coming here to play Elsa
I know you're incapable
Of protecting your entire people
It's just a comment
So don't despair
Free to walk away
And let the whole kingdom suffer

[Vivi]
I'm the princess of Alabasta
While Ino you're not even a princess of your own house
And today with a useless husband and family your house just falls
What an irony when you're arriving he just leaves
Yeah that's it
I'll have to throw some truths in your face
What Choji has in fat you have in annoying blonde
You're useless Sincerity is what I venerate
What am I going to do?
Even your own team doesn't want you around

[Sakura]
Doctor, Konoha ninja
I'll heal
Pupil of Tsunade I'm Sakura
Try to face me
Just one punch so you can't keep up
Wait, you worked for the guy who killed your mother?
You sold yourself as a slave
That in exchange for nothing
You're a navigator
Because you sail in the wrong waves
Morally fading away
But here you don't avenge anything
You failed Béll-mere
What will be your next failure?

[Nami]
Navigator, I show which direction
I have control in the palm of my hands
A very silly girl
I don't expect anything from you
A spoiled girl
Who always chased after those who always despised her
Won't heal the size of that forehead
The seal of your master
For you to avoid looking ugly like her
Your brute strength doesn't surpass
My combat intelligence
Still in the illusion that you're on the level
Of Naruto and Sasuke

[Sasuke]
Girl you talk too much
I'm a avenger
I came to cause pain
In what claims to be a real swordsman
Killer uses 7 Zoro uses 3
They won't help you win the fight
I make a massacre
Quality Susanoo and Katon
Don't beg for training after losing
My name isn't Mihawk
Doesn't fulfill promises
Should be ashamed
Today you lose again
Will meet Kuina
I'm tired of playing
The Amaterasu will sing
You would find my clan
If they went to the same place

[Zoro]
Santoryu Style
Good Uchiha is a dead Uchiha
If it were Itachi it would be more interesting
But as it's the youngest
I won't need to make any effort
So much ocular power
But you don't get the vision
That Orochimaru only wanted you to be his pimp
Your search for cigarettes
Is the escape to leave the village
Stuffed Sakura, abandoned the woman and the daughter!
I don't need to be smart to notice the facts
It's time for you and Naruto to take on the case!

[Naruto]
(Then go Naruto)
Take the beat
That Uzumaki is in action
Hey Kurama let's end this fucking pirate
More than a thousand episodes
For a boring treasure
Why waste your time with a swordsman and the rubber man?
I'm the Hokage leader of the village
I protect my friends
I'll always fight
And how do you want to be the king of the pirates that not even your own brother can save
You'll die
Straw will burn
Nothing can touch me
I'm Naruto Uzumaki this is my ninja way
I'm right!

[Luffy]
It's for my dream and my companions
That I go into any confrontation
Different from you
I don't fail them like you do with your family
Quiet Kurama you're no good
And Naruto is no longer sharp
How can you trust the shit fox that killed your parents?
I'm Monkey D. Luffy
You can't handle the Haki
With Gear Second you'll evaporate
With Gear Third you'll see
Your fucked up master under the sea!
You're unhappy with your dream?
With Snakeman you won't pass me
Gomu Gomu no
Feel the strength of the fourth gear

In this mortal combat
Who will prevail
Between pirates and ninjas
Only one will win
It's the power of the Straw Hats
It's our will of fire
My crew are my companions for them I'll go to the end
I stand in front of the fight for those who believe in me
Pirates and ninjas which will come out victorious
We are Straw Hats
And we are Konoha ninjas

In this mortal combat
Who will prevail
Between pirates and ninjas
Only one will win
It's the power of the Straw Hats
It's our will of fire
My crew are my companions for them I'll go to the end
I stand in front of the fight for those who believe in me
Pirates and ninjas which will come out victorious
We are Straw Hats
And we are Konoha ninjas