Le Téléfon
Nino Ferrer
The Telephone
Bernadette, she is very nice
And her cousin, she is divine
But her cousin, he is unhealthy
I would even say he's good for nothing
Noémie is very pretty
Less than Zoé, but more than Nathalie
Anatole is frivolous
Monsieur Gaston takes care of the telephone
Gaston, the telephone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers
Gaston, the telephone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers
Marie-Louise, she is exquisite
Marie-Thérèse, she is obese
Marie-Berthe, she is expert
Through the intervention of her aunt Artémise
Edouard smokes a cigar
And Léonard has a black beard
Léontine cooks
Monsieur Gaston takes care of the telephone
Gaston, the telephone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers
Gaston, the telephone is ringing
And there's never anyone who answers
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Gaston, the telephone is ringing
Maybe it's important