Conversa de Botequim

Waiter, please bring me quickly
A good coffee that is not reheated
A very hot bread with plenty of butter
A napkin and a glass of ice water
Close the right door very carefully
I'm not willing to be exposed to the sun
Go ask your customer next to me
What was the result of the soccer game

If you keep cleaning the table
I won't get up or pay the bill
Go ask your boss
For a pen, an inkwell
An envelope and a card
Don't forget to give me toothpicks
And a cigarette to ward off mosquitoes
Go tell the cigar seller
To lend me some magazines
A lighter and an ashtray

Waiter, please bring me quickly
A good coffee that is not reheated
A very hot bread with plenty of butter
A napkin and a glass of ice water
Close the right door very carefully
I'm not willing to be exposed to the sun
Go ask your customer next to me
What was the result of the soccer game

Call at least once
To three four, four, three, three, three
And tell your Osório
To send me an umbrella
Here to our office
Waiter, lend me some money
I left mine with the bookie
Go tell your manager
To put this bill
On the hanger over there

Waiter, please bring me quickly
A good coffee that is not reheated
A very hot bread with plenty of butter
A napkin and a glass of ice water
Close the right door very carefully
I'm not willing to be exposed to the sun
Go ask your customer next to me
What was the result of the soccer game