Mulher Indigesta

What an indigestible woman! (indigestible!)
Deserves a brick to the head

This woman doesn't date
Nor does she let anyone else date
She's a good center-half to mark
As she doesn't let the line shoot

And when she shows up
What she deserves is to be whipped
She's more indigestible than a plate
Of cucumber salad at midnight

This woman is cunning
Takes money, she's even a blackmailer
She pulled out three platinum teeth from me
And went straight to sell them to the dentist

What an indigestible woman! (indigestible!)
Deserves a brick to the head