Festa No Céu

The lion was going to get married
To his lioness bride
And Saint Peter, to please
Prepared a good party
He quickly sent a telegram
Inviting the male animals
To bring all the ladies
That existed down here

There was a beautiful table
And a piano in the hall
After the dance, as a surprise
At the lion's banquet
All the animals were warned
They were waiting for the day
Everything was prepared
To engage in the orgy

And on the appointed day
The animals took a bath
They went to heaven in line
All in order by size
The mosquito entered the room
With a cigar in its mouth
The bedbug with a cane
And the cockroach entered wearing a hat

Buzzing like an arrow
Came the penguin from the pole
And the fish on a bicycle
With the anteater in its arms
The crab arrived late
In the bird's beak
As it had been difficult
To put on its collar

And the cat wore gloves
To attend the wedding
The alligator with an umbrella
And the snake with suspenders
The pig in a white suit
With a shoe with no sole
And the tiger in clogs
With a coat and top hat

With a bow tie and bowler hat
Came the deer-gallant
And the donkey with glasses
Riding on a carter
The monkey with the female monkey
With rouge on its snout
The cow looked funny
With a bra and little body

I'll shorten the speech
To avoid saying so many names
There went the bear's wife
With a man-style wig
When the lion was entering
Saint Peter laughed a lot
And shouted to the animals
Fell! April Fools'!