Mr. Delincuente

I have a very big problem
And I don't know if I'll be able to fix it
Something that keeps me awake is quite a mess, a fatal matter
Could it be that I'm not normal?
But the thing is, I have a magnet
I only like the baddest guys, thugs, scoundrels of low morals

The legend of crime
The more dangerous, the richer
The terror of parents with decent daughters in the district

To hell with normality
I like risk much more
I want a rapper boyfriend, rude and cool, who goes at full speed

Honestly, I love his way of speaking
His dirty Viking appearance that would make your grandma tremble
And if I take him to dinner
To a family gathering
My parents look at him, look at each other, look at me
They smile, cough, and start sweating

Tell us, daughter, what does he do?
How does this humble guy spend his time?
Don't you think he's a bit weird?
And the clothes he wears are criminal

Go to hell, dad, you have no idea what I like
I want a biker boyfriend, with a leather jacket and a lot of personality

And tell me what am I going to do
If Mr. Delinquent seems so delicious to me
He is unique and different, and much more decent
Than so many people who go with the flow

And tell me what am I going to do
If Mr. Delinquent seems so delicious to me
He is unique and different, and much more decent
Than so many people who go with the flow

On the street they look at us badly, if instead of going to a bar
I happen to go to some fancy place with him and his usual look
That poor girl must be deceived, could it be that he has her kidnapped?
If not, how does such a cute and tidy girl go around with that guy?

Bully friends who scare the whole race
Pure good guys, don't harm a fly
Oh, how disgusting, the hens clucking non-stop!
I'm glad they're afraid of my tattooed boyfriend down to his ID card

What an obsession with preaching! Your opinion has no place here
Your intuition, you're right, sweetheart, I don't give a damn, asshole
Do I look like I care what they'll say?
The others can go pray for me
I don't care, meeting your cousin
It's not in my plans, just leave me alone!

It's so boring to hear them say
My ears ring when they talk about me
I choose who I take, be careful, idiot
I don't give a damn about all your advice
But I admit, it comes from afar
It's so fun to leave them perplexed
With this fierce boyfriend
Who is a gentleman even though he looks like Satan

And tell me what am I going to do
If Mr. Delinquent seems so delicious to me
He is unique and different, and much more decent
Than so many people who go with the flow

And tell me what am I going to do
If Mr. Delinquent seems so delicious to me
He is unique and different, and much more decent
Than so many people who go with the flow

Respectable, serious and correct guys
Well-groomed, impeccable, totally perfect
Lawyers, architects with polo shirts and vests (how awful!)

I give you all those, I shudder to imagine
The date with that piece, in the car, David Guetta
Cleavage in his shirt, so much perfume that stinks
You'll be amazed at this party, the DJ is my buddy
I don't want a brainless boyfriend
An idiot, an obsessed one who loves going to Pacha

If they ask me who I wouldn't touch with a pole
I'm clear about it, I know, who I despise as well
I don't like that wimp who's a wimp without being gay
And I hate crybaby, scaredy-cat guys
Who don't know how to grow a pair

Anyway, things are pretty bad
The world is full of people with double standards
I know guys who like to treat girls
Like helpless creatures to take care of
And I tell you, girl, from experience
Run when they talk to you condescendingly and
Find yourself a sincere boyfriend
A loyal partner who treats you as an equal

And tell me what am I going to do
If Mr. Delinquent seems so delicious to me
He is unique and different, and much more decent
Than so many people who go with the flow