Fortnite

You're kind of a jerk (truth be told) with me
I hate that you don't let me (you don't let me) go watch the game
With the guys (the buddies), I had already bought the beer and chips
Now what are they going to say, they're going to make fun of me
Today our favorite team was playing (damn great goal, dude)

And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
You decided we're nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)
And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
Don't come at me with that bullshit

I don't call you anymore
(Yeah, what?)
And even though I breathe and fall asleep, I still feel like shit
(Tell 'em, tell 'em)
If you don't miss me
Tell me right now, I'm tired of these damn migraines (prr, prr)
I don't enjoy playing fortnite with my buddies anymore
(Can't even play damn fortnite, dude)
My mind doesn't sleep peacefully anymore

And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
You decided we're nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)
And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
Don't come at me with that bullshit

You're so messed up, you're bothered by the fans
What do I tell your mom
When she asks how this weekend was?
If you don't let me go out because you're jealous
Of the fans, my friends, my cousins, and teachers
I didn't leave my house, it was like a quarantine
You don't even believe me when I visit my grandma
And what does she have to do with this?
She wants to see her famous internet grandson, that's what she says
I'll send you a selfie with something from the fridge to calm you down
Call my phone, I won't answer, I'm playing fortnite

Ah, damn, that's not how you say it, dude
Are you kidding me?
It's just, dude, it's fortnite
Don't mess around, I already sent it to the nsqk, dude