Deadpool (Marvel Comics) - Mercenário Imortal

Let’s go
I’m here, kicking the door down
Sit in your chair, I’m gonna tell you a story

About when I decided to do things my way!
You don’t know, but I’ve already wiped out the whole multiverse

They’re calling me crazy!
I’m more of a chatterbox
And it was in a loony bin
That all this shit went down
Here we have a doctor who wants to treat my
Madness!
In the end, it didn’t amount to anything!
I killed that son of a bitch!

I think I’m hearing voices
Telling me to kill all the heroes
What a dumb idea!
I’m not doing that shit
I just want to fuck it all up
I don’t just want to kill the heroes
I’m gonna take out the whole damn thing!

Fantastically, I’ll take out the Fantastic Four!
Stretched out like a piece of shit is Mr. Fantastic
The Human Torch got stressed
Lost his head, what a loser!
Invisible Woman fell so hard
That she even lost her heart

Hey, hey, you there!
I see you’re enjoying watching this massacre of mine
A cut to the neck
I took care of the nosy security guard!

Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool
Sit tight, I’m gonna tell you an unbelievable story

Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool
Chopped up hero
From the whole Marvel universe!

It’s gonna rain bullets on those sons of bitches
I’m making a mess that’s way out of the ordinary
Welcome to my big universe of madness

Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead
The immortal mercenary!

I’m going to crush that bug
Who seems to love getting on my damn nerves

Neighborhood friend, my ass! The famous Spider-Man
Looks like he turned into a brainless dude

Someone had to throw poison at the bug, right?
This massacre is a field of flowers

Listen up, I’m only telling you guys
I’m thinking about killing
The Avengers!

Kaboom
Using Pym particles
I planted a bomb on those bastards’ set! Ha, ha, ha

Now it’s raining bits of hero
It can’t be
That I’m the only one finding this funny

You think being a God will stop you from dying?
Crushed by your own hammer!
Turned into mashed potatoes!

I tried to take on the big green guy
But I’ll have to wait for Banner, I don’t think I can handle the big guy
You know what I mean

Now with the X-Men
Baldy, watch without stress
I know this is plagiarism
But let the games begin!

Wolverine, your biggest mistake was trying to mess with me!
I chopped off this loser’s head, with major style!

Let’s hurry up and find the start of all this shit!

I’m tired of trying to solve other people’s problems
All by myself!

And I thought it couldn’t get any worse
Until that skull showed up
Tried, tried to stop me
But turned into my little barbecue

I’m so badass, fucking unshakeable
I know
And maybe just a little, tiny bit of a son of a bitch

Because now I’m gonna kill the creators of
Marvel
And then it’s gonna be you!
The one listening to this song!

Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool
Sit tight, I’m gonna tell you an unbelievable story

Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Deadpool
Chopped up hero
From the whole Marvel universe!

It’s gonna rain bullets on those sons of bitches
I’m making a mess that’s way out of the ordinary
Welcome to my big universe of madness

Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead
The immortal mercenary!