Eu Não Sei o Que É Natal (Mas o Natal Chegou)

Over in your land they talk about Christmas
Such a festive date and sounds so cool
Where a good old man travels to deliver
His toys to everyone

Perfect! Good. Bzer, good job

But I need to say it's too strange
(Ah, and there's more!)
Because what we found out is that Christmas is much more
(I'm super busy, this song is too long?)

One, two, three, go!

Santa is a crazy guy with a superpower
He can enter every house in just one night
He breaks doors (no)
Like a professional (no)
If he doesn't get cookies and milk, he'll beat you up!
(no, he can't do that, not at all!)

If you can behave and wait in bed
Santa Claus will come to show you your treat
But if you misbehave, he might attack
Showing his firepower
With his flamethrower (no, he doesn't have a flamethrower!)

Re, re, re, re, re (that's cool!)
Na, na, na, na, na
I don't know what Christmas is, but Christmas has arrived!

Elves will do what Santa commands
One who tried to rebel
Is at the bottom of the sea
Mrs. Claus is tired
Wants to kill her mate (hand!)
Soon the elves will notice
And poke their eyes!
(I am Groot)

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Your people went crazy (really crazy)
I don't know what Christmas is, but Christmas has arrived!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Your people went crazy
I don't know what Christmas is, but Christmas has arrived!

But what is the Turkey?
And who smeared it?

I don't know what Christmas is, but Christmas has arrived!
I don't know what Christmas is, but Christmas has arrived!
Don't know if there, or if it's there, I don't know