Coffee
To start off well
My little day
And wake up
I had a coffee
An arabica
Black and strong
I put on my parka
There, I can go
'Where are you going?'
My love shouts at me
'Let's have a coffee
I just got up'
Being early
And a bit forced
I change direction
And have another coffee
At a quarter to eight
I must admit
The offices are empty
We could get bored
But I stay calm
I know how to adapt
By the time they arrive
I have time for a coffee
The day picks up speed
Everyone can work
At least until
Coffee break time
My secretary comes in:
'Strong like you like it'
Oh darn, I just had one
But now that it's made...
A business lunch
Near the Sentier
The weather is great
But I feel stressed
My colleagues laugh:
'Relax, René!
Have a good cigar
And a little coffee...'
Once it's over
My tired colleagues
Call a taxi
But I feel like jumping
I walk all over Paris
Then I see a café
I order a decaf
But recaffeinated
I arrive at the office
My secretary says:
'You're a bit late
I was worried'
Damn! - I throw her out the window
She had it coming
Anyway, I have to go back
But first, a coffee
Waiting for the metro
I get attacked
An old lady asks me:
'Do you have the time, please?'
Damn - I hit her head
And push her onto the platform
I rush home
And pour myself a - guess what?
'Dad, Dad,
I'm top of the class'
Damn, what?
Will you stop annoying me?
This kid is stupid!
And now he starts crying!
I lock myself in the kitchen
There's still some coffee
It's been fourteen days
That I've been locked up
I'm alone in my kitchen
And I drink coffee
I should sleep
But the cops will catch me
So I nail the doors shut
And have more coffee...
