No Manches

My mom
Wakes me up
In the morning
Wants me to make the bed
No way!
It's Sunday
It's not even nine
And she's already scolding me.

My girl gets upset
Because I talk to the neighbor,
Don't get mad, she's my cousin,
But she gladly gets close to me.
Don't cry, shorty,
I promise you this afternoon
At the movies, I'll get you your popcorn.

What's wrong with me?
A strange noise is heard in my belly
The beans from last night
Come to life as poisonous gases
And my mother-in-law is right there.

Chorus:
No way!
Hands up, represent
No way!
This has already started, don't stop
Or you'll lose your spot
No way!
Chiki chiki, chiquiti boom a la bim boom ba
No way!
Hands up, represent...

At the beach, I was showering
Three American girls amazed
Looked at me with desire,
They were goddesses,
Madonna, Christina, and Britney
Fall short.

They took me to their yacht
When I was most excited
And aroused,
One said to me: -"Daddy!"
Oh! Can you shake your belly, please?

My friends criticize me
They keep teasing me
Saying I look like a clown
No way!
That's how I dress
If you don't like my style
Get me a godfather.

To top it off, my grandma
When I arrive at night
Wants me to put ointment on her butt.

No way!
Hands up, represent
No way!
Hands up, represent
No way!