Barbie Girl

Hey cutie!
What?
You wanna go out for a night on the town?
Who do you think you are?

I’m Moppie,

I’m a hot girl, with a killer body
I love kissing, nice long kissing
With my blonde hair, I can get anything I want
Gold rings and that kind of stuff

Pulling another one’s leg

Women belong at home, behind the stove
Stuffing socks, scrubbing the toilet
Hey, get back to work, that’s what you’re here for
Go clean the room
Where are my shoes?

Uncle Henk is cool
Yeah, a man with feelings
He’s sweet
He’s wow
He’s awesome

Awesome?
Shut your mouth, get lost
Just leave me alone
'Cause I still need to trim my toenails

You’re cute
It’s a gift
And also smart
Yeah, yeah
So charming
Huh
Especially when you smile, oh wow

I’m a hot girl, with a killer body
I love kissing, nice long kissing
With my blonde hair, I can get anything I want
Gold rings and that kind of stuff

Pulling another one’s leg
Ah ah ah yeah
Don’t keep nagging me
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
You shouldn’t be talking nonsense
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Uncle Henk, what a guy
Here’s a jeweler
And then we’ll go
To an expensive restaurant

No, you don’t really think I’m stupid
You can also eat well from the wall

You’re smart
I get it
And also cute
Yeah, hehe
So charming
Hey
Especially when you smile
Hehehe
Smartass
Yeah
And so tough
Of course
So sporty, I love you

Ugh, pulling another one’s leg
Ah ah ah yeah
Don’t keep nagging me
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
You shouldn’t be talking nonsense
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I’m a hot girl, with a killer body
I love kissing, nice long kissing
With my blonde hair, I can get anything I want
Gold rings and that kind of stuff

Why tell me why, are women so dumb?
They’re unnecessary, and redundant

I mean, I don’t need them for cooking 'cause
I have a microwave. And for washing clothes too
'Cause I always wear the same outfit.
So uh

Pulling another one’s leg
Ah ah ah yeah
Don’t keep nagging me
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
You shouldn’t be talking nonsense
Ah ah ah yeah
All women are the same
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

So babe, what do you think???
You know what, just give me your number. You know
Next week I’ll come paint my ceiling
Pervert!
Oh!