Orelsan Pour Le Pire

- Oh, sorry to bother you, I've been watching you for a while and honestly, I find you really charming
- Oh really?
- Yeah, that's right, I feel like you're the kind of girl you only meet once in a lifetime
- Totally... But honestly, you all are just smooth talkers, you can't just come up to us like this and tell us the truth...
- The truth? Oh, that's perfect because actually...

Because actually, I haven't hooked up in months (in months)
I'm looking for a girl who's a bit easy, a bit naive who wants to go out with me (go out with me)
Physically, you don't really attract me that much (nah)
But I'd hit on anything
I plan to get you drunk (drunk)
Until you want to sleep at my place
I’m not gonna go to the moon for your eyes
But if we’re not doing anything, we might as well do it together
Where, where, where I want
For you to be more or less my girlfriend while I look for something better

Chorus:
I’m not gonna lie to you, no
I’m not really your prince charming (your prince charming)
If you want to go out with me, it’s for the worst
I have nothing to offer you but bad memories
It might not be a party every day
I’m just a man (I’m just a man) I don’t always think with my head
Now you know what to expect
If you want to go out with me, it’s for the worst

Forget your teenage dreams
I’ll forget your birthday to dodge the gift
I won’t even pay for McDonald's
If you’re looking for a handsome guy, athletic and romantic
You’re out of luck, I’m just a selfish loser
If your best friend’s hot, I’ll try to hit on her
If I get caught, I’ll say she was the one who came on to me
I’ll be nice when you’ve worked hard
A bouquet of flowers from a roundabout, I’ll show up at your place when I have nothing to eat
I don’t do the cleaning or the cooking
If we go to the movies, you pay, I choose the film
If we go to the club, it’s without you
Because if I meet any willing girl, I’m diving in
I’d rather tell you the truth
Forget the B-movie love clichés
We might have fun, you might be my destiny
But I’ll leave you as soon as I find a better catch

Chorus:
I’m not gonna lie to you, no
I’m not really your prince charming (your prince charming)
If you want to go out with me, it’s for the worst
I have nothing to offer you but bad memories
It might not be a party every day
I’m just a man (I’m just a man) I don’t always think with my head
Now you know what to expect
If you want to go out with me, it’s for the worst

Well, sometimes I’ll mix up names
Because I still have a thing for my ex, so I might call you by her name
Sometimes I’ll come home at dawn with a buzz
From time to time I’ll think of someone else when we’re together
You’ll never meet my parents and I don’t want to meet yours
I don’t want us to get close, just so you know
If you say “I love you,” I’ll reply “I like you a lot”
If you want cuddles in the morning, forget it; I’m sleeping, I’m doing nothing
If you’re looking for someone to share your problems with, go to therapy
I’m out of battery as soon as you start talking about your life
If you think you’re pregnant, I’ll disappear like magic
I’ll have changed my address before you get back from the pharmacy
It’s one-sided love, I don’t show affection in public
You come after my friends and my music
It starts with baby, sweetie, princess, my angel
It ends with “Where were you, little bitch, when are we eating?”

Chorus:
I’m not gonna lie to you, no
I’m not really your prince charming (your prince charming)
If you want to go out with me, it’s for the worst
I have nothing to offer you but bad memories
It might not be a party every day
I’m just a man (I’m just a man) I don’t always think with my head
Now you know what to expect
If you want to go out with me, it’s for the worst

I’m not your prince charming
No, I’m not your prince charming