Vampiro Doidão

Fuck
My cat laid an egg
But cats don't lay eggs
Fuck again

I'm the crazy vampire
I'm the crazy vampire
I want to die
All naked

Princess Isabel
Is into a black guy
And smoked a joint
And abolished slavery

I'm the crazy vampire
I'm the crazy vampire
During the day I sleep
At night I smoke a big joint

Dom Pedro the First
Smart guy
Smoked a joint
And made us independent

I'm the crazy vampire
I'm the crazy vampire
I only have sex
Inside the coffin...

Diego Maradona
Plays for Argentina
Doesn't know if it's crack
Or still cocaine

I'm the crazy vampire
I'm the crazy vampire
I only drink blood
From menstruation

Santos Dumont
A square guy
Smoked a joint
And invented the airplane

I'm the crazy vampire
I'm the crazy vampire
I'm very crazy
And overdose is good

At my grandma's house
There was no joint
I got desperate
And smoked grass with cloves

I'm the crazy vampire
I'm the crazy vampire
I smoke them all
And I don't give up