Luke, Eu Sou Seu Pai

Hey Luke, you cheeky, rude, uneducated kid
If you point the saber at me, I'll cut off your hand
Luke, look who you're talking to
Luke, obey me because I'm ordering you
Luke, I am your father!

I admit I was an absent father, you noticed
But I swear they told me you died!
Luke, they taught you that I'm evil
Forget what you heard from those people
Hey, Luke! I am your father!

A green, wrinkled creature poisoned you
Claims to be a master but looks like a Muppet Show character
Luke, I have asthma and wear prosthetics
You can't make me so unhappy
Don't fall for those foolish Jedi's talk

Luke, I support the empire by conviction
And I think the dark side is an evolution
You're rebellious because in reality
Almost everyone is at your age!
Luke! I am your father!

I suffer putting on this mask every morning
I suffer with your sister's crappy hairstyle

Luke, I have asthma and wear prosthetics
You can't make me so unhappy
Seeing you on the dark side is what I always wanted
Because Luke, I am your father!
Hey, Luke, I am your father!